I’m honored to be asked to review books for Otakus and Geeks but a horrifying thought did occur to me. What if I’m asked to review a book just because it’s popular? What if I get asked to read 50 Shades!? Inspired about the possibility, I have compiled (with help from friends) a list of things I’d rather do with the book than read it.
Yes, this is meant to be funny. XD
- Use pages to pick up dog scat
- Door jam
- Coaster
- Shred paper to line pet cages
- Straight edge
- Practice target for BB guns
- Chew toy for goats
- Cutting board
- Paper weight
- Nail it to the door to repel proselytisers.
- Emergency Hard Hat
- Emergency toilet paper
- Material for papier mache to construct model starship
- Pillow for naps on a crab boat
- Weapon of death in the Hunger Games
- Make paper cranes… fuckton of paper cranes
- Bonfire to save on heating costs
- Compost
- Fly Swatter/Bug smusher
- Dust bin to go with your broom
- Hammer
- Poorly constructed frizbee
- Cut out the pages to make a book safe
- Use as bookends to hold up other books
- Attach to a chain for use as Melee weapon for Zombie Apocalypse
- Buff out scratches on car
- Pages can be balled up and used as insulation for The Day After Tomorrow
- Potions ingredients
- Padding for worn out insoles in old shoes
- Paste the cover on a video game box as a joke
- Emergency grappling hook for repelling off the roof
- A pestle for your mortar
- Raised mousepad
- Gavel
- Soaking up small spills
- Meat tenderizer
- Pressing flowers
- Nutcracker
- Blend in to milkshake for extra fiber
- Put inside the doors of your car to make a quick and easy armored car (thank you Burn Notice and Mythbusters)
- Cheese plate
- Stepping stones in your grass
- Cooling rack for cookies
- Quick and dirty way to embarrass your kids by reading it as you wait to pick them up in front of school (next time, pick up your socks)
- Use it to drag the remote closer when you drop it
- Make collages
- Make Japanese lanterns
- Paint pallete (make up works, too)
- Play Hot Potato
- Put it next to your thesaurus as a warning
This made me laugh! 😀 Awesome list.
Thank you! 😀
I think there’s probably a few books this list would apply to. 😀
A few? XD
Ahaa!!! There are quite a few books I would add to that one, one being Twilight, the other being the Night World series!