Liebster Award!

My buddy, Misfit Librarian, listed me for this award! She hadda tell me in person because I never expect to be nominated for an award. XD

I accept, so here we go!

TO ACCEPT THIS FUN AWARD YOU MUST…
1. List eleven things about yourself.
2. Answer the eleven questions that the tagger asked.
3. Create eleven questions of  your own for the people you nominate.
4. Choose up to eleven bloggers & link them to your post.
5. Go to their page and inform them of the nomination.
6. Absolutely NO tag backs.
7. ONLY tag bloggers with less than 200 followers.

ELEVEN THINGS ABOUT ME

  1. I have 4 tattoos.
  2. I love to sing but not in front of people.
  3. I’m a little OCD. I have to step on all surfaces as evenly as possible.
  4. I have order in my chaos. My OCD does not extend to my cluttered desk.
  5. I cannot work on one project at a time.
  6. I am a sucker for free swag. I got free dog treats but don’t have a dog.
  7. I own two cats.
  8. My daughter’s love of comics and superheros is a calculated move on my part to continue my nerdiness unto the next generation.
  9. I would be a hardcore gamer if I had the time.
  10. The oldest book in my possession is the family Bible. It’s over 150 years old.
  11. I have three piercings; two in the right ear and one in the left. That is because my Ma accidentally pulled the left one out the day I got it and Claire’s only does piercings in twos. When I got the left one redone, I got a second in my right ear.

MY ANSWERS TO MISFIT’S QUESTIONS

1. What do you want to be when you grow up?I always wanted to tell stories. In another life, perhaps I was a bard.
2. What is the last book you read? Light Fell
3. If you could change anything about yourself would you? What would you change? I would have gotten my diver’s license in high school like a normal person.
4. Who is your favorite superhero? Rogue from the X-Men.
5. It’s midnight and you want a snack, what do you grab to eat? Homemade taco popcorn.
6. Celebrity “Marry, Fuck, Kill” go! Tom Hiddleston, Johnny Depp, Paris Hilton.
7. What is your favorite accessory? Rings.
8. Do you collect anything? If so what? Comics, Manga, books…
9. What is the last thing you watched on TV? DVR’d episodes of The Daily Show.
10. Do you owe anything library fines? Nope.
11. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? Several. I was pretty popular with imaginary people.

MY ELEVEN QUESTIONS FOR MY BLOGGERS

  1. What was your favorite game as a child?
  2. If you could pick up and go anywhere, where would it be?
  3. What was the first life lesson you learned?
  4. When is the last time you’ve been to the library?
  5. What movie had the most impact on you creatively and why?
  6. Do you read books from best seller lists?
  7. Have you ever been bit by a dog?
  8. Do you save your spare change?
  9. What country is your family from?
  10. What is your go to genre for reading and why?
  11. What treat do you indulge in when you have a chance?

BLOGGERS I’M TAGGING

  1. The Faerie Scribe
  2. A Total Waste of Makeup
  3. Writings of a Pagan Witch
  4. Witch’s Coffee
  5. Pagan Writes
  6. Fireflies, Sex, Vampires, and Society
  7. Ramblings from a Word Weaver

A list of 50 things to do with 50 Shades of Grey

I’m honored to be asked to review books for Otakus and Geeks but a horrifying thought did occur to me. What if I’m asked to review a book just because it’s popular? What if I get asked to read 50 Shades!? Inspired about the possibility, I have compiled (with help from friends) a list of things I’d rather do with the book than read it.

Yes, this is meant to be funny. XD

  1. Use pages to pick up dog scat
  2. Door jam
  3. Coaster
  4. Shred paper to line pet cages
  5. Straight edge
  6. Practice target for BB guns
  7. Chew toy for goats
  8. Cutting board
  9. Paper weight
  10. Nail it to the door to repel proselytisers.
  11. Emergency Hard Hat
  12. Emergency toilet paper
  13. Material for papier mache to construct model starship
  14. Pillow for naps on a crab boat
  15. Weapon of death in the Hunger Games
  16. Make paper cranes… fuckton of paper cranes
  17. Bonfire to save on heating costs
  18. Compost
  19. Fly Swatter/Bug smusher
  20. Dust bin to go with your broom
  21. Hammer
  22. Poorly constructed frizbee
  23. Cut out the pages to make a book safe
  24. Use as bookends to hold up other books
  25. Attach to a chain for use as Melee weapon for Zombie Apocalypse
  26. Buff out scratches on car
  27. Pages can be balled up and used as insulation for The Day After Tomorrow
  28. Potions ingredients
  29. Padding for worn out insoles in old shoes
  30. Paste the cover on a video game box as a joke
  31. Emergency grappling hook for repelling off the roof
  32. A pestle for your mortar
  33. Raised mousepad
  34. Gavel
  35. Soaking up small spills
  36. Meat tenderizer
  37. Pressing flowers
  38. Nutcracker
  39. Blend in to milkshake for extra fiber
  40. Put inside the doors of your car to make a quick and easy armored car (thank you Burn Notice and Mythbusters)
  41. Cheese plate
  42. Stepping stones in your grass
  43. Cooling rack for cookies
  44. Quick and dirty way to embarrass your kids by reading it as you wait to pick them up in front of school (next time, pick up your socks)
  45. Use it to drag the remote closer when you drop it
  46. Make collages
  47. Make Japanese lanterns
  48. Paint pallete (make up works, too)
  49. Play Hot Potato
  50. Put it next to your thesaurus as a warning