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10 Fantasy Sagas That Are Wronger Than Twilight

A friend of mine sent me this article. Now, just FYI, you can’t sent me articles like this without me instantly thinking of this as a challenge. XD Immediately, I sent off to interloaning these books from wherever they could be gotten, and reading them as they come in. You think I would have learned my lesson from The Sleeping Beauty books but no. (thar be naughty bits behind that link… and spoilers)

I’m almost finished with #3 The Cat’s Fancy by Julie Kenner. It’s a typical romance so far. Nothing really creepy about it. Cat loves man. Cat turns herself human to woo man but is only a human at night. If he was giving the cat smexy eyes, I would pause but eh, it’s a fairy tale. No bestiality in sight so it’s a palatable romance if you like that sort of thing.

I’m not going to slog my way through the entire list. I don’t think anyone reading this blog could pay me enough to read another Laurel K. Hamilton book after reading Cerulean Sins a few years ago. About the 8th time she had to feed the "ardeur" I just stopped caring because it jarred the story so much. And you know it’s bad when a perv like me sits back and thinks "Are you done having sex yet? Because there’s some sort of plot I was interested in." Usually it’s the other way around. XD Like with the Immortals After Dark series I’ve been reading.

Hey, all the books I read can’t be Bradbuy. I make no excuses for my trashy reading choices, thank you very much.

In other news, I’m still working on the lesbian thriller. I don’t think anyone really believes I’ve written a single word of it considering I keep talking about the damn thing in every other way but "I finally finished the effing thing!" But I have till the 30th to turn it in for the anthology. It’s gonna be a rainy weekend so I’ll be spending it typing whatever I finish writing tonight and tomorrow. I wanna keep this one shorter than the steampunk one.

I guess if I wanna get it done, I should focus or something silly like that. 9_9