If you follow me on Twitter, you already have some inkling of what my thoughts were on this movie. For a more sober take on it, I present this review.

“Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl” is a river of WTF leading to OMFG Ocean. Buckets of corn syrup blood are spilled and not a fuck is given as to plot or sense. This is not to say I didn’t enjoy this movie but I spent a great deal of the time either wishing I was more drunk or completely sober in order to deal with what I was seeing. Eventually, about the time the evil scientist man in full kabuki dress began a montage of dissecting his victim and Over-sexed Nurse was dancing with the parts, I just sorta went with it. I left my brain to the tender mercies of this movie and have come away with brain soup. @_@ The movie is pure horror cheese so it’s good that I had a bottle of wine to go with it.

To be honest, I don’t know if I should warn you all away from this movie or tell all you (ADULTS) to run out and watch it because it’s just so insane. I suppose it’s a case of caveat emptor (if you buy it instead of borrowing it from a library like I did). This movie is batshit crazy and refuses to apologize for it. So, don’t you all come whining to me that the movie broke your brain or completely disgusted you. You were warned.